Photoshop and camera tricks do not a true beauty make. Alexander Rybak has been heralded as Norway’s answer to Zac Efron, but Wiwi Bloggs can now reveal that Rybak is totally DCI—he deteriorates on closer inspection.
Here’s the image Rybak’s management wants you to salivate over:
Cute
But here’s what he actually looks like:
Not as cute
Wait, it gets worse. . .
Reality bites.
Alexander Rybak Is Sad He Can’t Respond To Your Texts
[...] Second, Ryback looks like he’s from the Balkans—certainly that won’t hurt his chances in places like Serbia, Macedonia and Albania, all notorious for bloc voting. (Of course, he may not be as cute as everyone thinks. See images here. [...]
[...] do you think of Greece’s chances? Will he finish second to Norway like the oddsmakers think? Or will his popularity throughout the Balkans and Eastern Europe propel [...]
[...] Kingdom’s Jade Ewen with 19% of votes. Other nations making the Top 10 were Albania (10%), Norway (9%), Greece, Malta and Spain (4%), Armenia and Azerbaijan (3%) and Sweden [...]
[...] Is Alexander Rybak Actually Cute? [...]
He *IS* cute, and he’s also got this naivete that makes him so charming.
Hard to remember that he is the same age as Måns Zelmerlöw…
alexander rybak iS CUTE… my cousin went to school with him and i met him at a couple schools events.. btw im norwegian… he has great charm and really knows how to awe the ladies (my included) he has a great smile and the most amazing eyes and a great body too!! hes just amazing… my platonic love <3
[...] returned to work today and rushed to download their favorite Eurovision singles. Alexander Rybak’s Fairytale has now topped the iTunes charts in 12 European countries and broken the Top 10 in three others. [...]
Рыбак рулит!!! Саня! Даешь!!!
[...] returned to work today and rushed to download their favorite Eurovision singles. Alexander Rybak’s Fairytale has now topped the iTunes charts in 12 European countries and broken the Top 10 in three others. [...]
[...] Second, Rybak looks like he’s from the Balkans—certainly that won’t hurt his chances in places like Serbia, Macedonia and Albania, all notorious for bloc voting. (Of course, he may not be as cute as everyone thinks. See images here. [...]
[...] Is Alexander Rybak Actually Cute? [...]
[...] do you think of Greece’s chances? Will he finish second to Norway like the oddsmakers think? Or will his popularity throughout the Balkans and Eastern Europe propel [...]
[...] Kingdom’s Jade Ewen with 19% of votes. Other nations making the Top 10 were Albania (10%), Norway (9%), Greece, Malta and Spain (4%), Armenia and Azerbaijan (3%) and Sweden [...]
Alexander Ryback is wonderful…he’s very attractive and looks rather like a fairy tale.He’s charming us while playing the violin.I’m from Turkey but after listening to his song I think that Alexander is better.I’m pleased that he’s won the Eurovision….We love you Alexander…..Your song is perfect
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hej baš je sladak ovaj alex ali nije lijpši od zac efrona
I from croatia
ovdje su svi stranci
im told i look like this guy… FUCK IM UGLY!